For God’s Sake, Just Call it What it Is!

WARNING this is long and non-PC. All you gentle, tender readers who are emotionally scarred by words should look away…I am so damn sick and tired of people trying to turn RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORIST attacks into political stances on gun control. Clinton, Obama and the rest, I know it’s hard but try to just call it what it is. This wasn’t a “crazy guy with a gun”. It was an ISIS TERRORIST.  I realize if you’re reading this, there’s a good chance I’m preaching to the choir here. Orlando was a CLEAR radicalized muslim extremist attack (As was San Bernadino). If there wasn’t a gun to be found in this country, he sure as shit would’ve used a weaponized pressure cooker, pipe bomb, propane bomb, etc.. Don’t you think that a couple of those might have been at LEAST as devastating in the confines of that club? We should probably start registering pressure cookers, pipe, lighters, fertilizer, diesel, propane, clocks and what else? Oh wait, what’s that? Those things aren’t dangerous when used correctly? You’re right, and neither are my guns when they’re handled properly. These third-world knuckle draggers blow each other up en masse fairly regularly over there. They simply want to convert this nation to a carbon copy of that middle-east, sand-covered, pus-pocket. Their life sucks there, and they want our world to be just as bad. Not on my watch. Not on your watch. If you don’t call this what it is, you are part of the problem. These turds can’t be defeated by all of us gathering around and holding hands, praying and singing about peace. They need to be destroyed…wiped from the planet. The fanatic, maniacal radicalized islamic terrorists won’t “just stop”. With 19+ years of military service I’m not a war monger or keyboard warrior. But “hoping and praying for peace” sadly will not be enough. It never has.
 
Here’s a thought, a scenario. These pig-humpers shoot up everything with the scary black rifles (which are essentially the same as my simple Ruger 10-.22 with little more speed, and a little more black plastic). The non-thinking, cowardly, twitter-fed zombies cry out for the guns to be so restricted that it literally cripples our 2nd Amendment. Effectively, no more guns. Slowly, the radical muslim snake winds itself around the heart of the United States, like it has already started to do in Europe. Once they’ve wormed their way in to key areas, the breakdown begins. And then what? How do we fight back when we realize too late what’s happened. We don’t. We have to resort to the same useless third-world tactics the enemies of the RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISTS use overseas…rocks, sticks and improvised munitions. I’m not playing chicken little, that’s just a scenario. Hitler disarmed the populace before taking it over.
MY GOD! Ignorance truly must be bliss..a lot of happy people out there. I was perusing my Facebook feed and going nuts.  To answer some of the wrong shit thats out there: 1)The AR-15 is not generally an automatic weapon. It is semi-auto unless illegally converted. 2)The public can own fully automatic weapons if they apply for the federal licenses and reside in a state where it is in fact legal. 3) “Assault weapon” is a misnomer. I can assault you with anything and make it a weapon. How about a Louisville Slugger upside the head? That would be an assault weapon, no? Technically a battery weapon. 4) The semi-auto AR-15 is LITERALLY no different than a simple .22 plinking rifle. It’s operation is the same. It has a detachable magazine. It fires one round each time the trigger is pulled. And if I paint it black and stick some “crazy-looking” black plastic grips and hand guards on it, then HOLY SHIT…it’s an assault weapon !?!
Bottom line is a gun won’t hurt anyone when used responsibly. The Pulse tragedy wasn’t a guns fault. If it wasn’t a gun that was used, then it would’ve been a bomb. He just wanted a building full of homosexuals dead. It was the act of a RADICALIZED MUSLIM TERRORIST. Homosexuality and all the “vices” that Americans partake in are violations of that backward-ass Sharia Law. That is the point here, not the means of the deaths, but the terrorist and the twisted beliefs that drive him and want Christians, homosexuals, and non-believers dead. Radical Muslim Terrorists love that backward, knuckle-dragging life. Hey useless f**king media outlets: it’s people like you that speed produce bad info and panicky, uninformed assumptions. Use your media outlets to stand up to the enemy that wants us dead…RADICAL MUSLIM HATE, make your fluff productions a useful stage.
 
Well, let’s see some of your comments below….
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Ahh, the fort…

I have a few minutes before I shove off to work.  Looking back, turns out I haven’t been much of a blogger.  Once a year like clockwork…well, not even a little like clockwork.  Anyway, it’s kind of lonely around here this AM.  Mrs. Ghostdoc45 is off to work and the kids are at their grandma’s house.  I just got done erecting and cementing in a couple of posts for a playfort I’m building the kids.  It’ll be nice, not some whacked together-with-shitty-plywood-from-behind-shed fort, but a real two story fort.

Of course, I am quite sure that the douche-bag that lives behind us has his panties in a knot over it.  I’m pretty sure the fact that our children live near him annoys him.  I’m good with that…we were here first, so suck it!  It’s all okie-dokie according to this ridiculous HOA.  Two of the four posts were up and I saw him standing in his backyard pointing at our place and talking to another neighbor…so I let the dog and the kids go out back to play, bark, scream, throw shit, etc.  I thrive on the little bit of joy I get from doing things like that.

Back to the fort…I remember when we were kids, most of the guys I hung out with at 6 or 7, had older brothers.  I distinctly remember when they slapped together a crappy little plywood fort.  It was in the corner of the fenceline my buddy’s yard.  I don’t remember a ton about the construction of the little 4ft tall structure except that one of the geniuses building it was using a broken down wooden ladder to climb up to the top (how the hell short was that kid?) and the rungs broke out from under him.  Not long after that, my best friend’s (older) brother buried the claw end of a hammer in his own head.  Pretty damn funny as I recall!  It was like some sort of routine from a Three Stooges movie.  Those older kids were assholes anyway.  They used to torture us at every opportunity.  I remember they held me hostage in that stupid little fort, screaming at me, “Where’s the baseball hall of Fame?!? Tell us!”.  What the fuck does that even mean?  I was seven, I didn’t give a shit what a baseball even was.  What was a hall of fame?  That’s the best these dummies could muster? Really?  Oh..ha-ha…it’s in Cooperstown, New York, I get it now.  You fucking retards.  Kharma’s a evil mistress.  I’m pretty sure a couple of those guys got their asses beat by their parents later on, though.  Not only because they terrorized me and my little buddies, because they hit their parents where it really hurt…the wallet.  Those scholars wanted an “emergency exit” in that shitty little fort.  So inside it, they cut a good two foot hole in the fence.  Good concept, except the part where YOU CUT A HOLE IN THE FENCE!

So, my kids get a fort…because my experiences were so great with ’em when I was little, I guess.  Theirs is cool though, trap doors, ropes and nets..all hand built.  I’m pretty sure  no one will bury a hammer in their own head building this one.

Gotta roll…

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“My daddy told me there are assholes…”

Back to the ER….another day of drunks and “retard strong” psych patients. It’s amazing the shit that people do to themselves and others in this world, no? All you medical & law enforcement types know…you’ve seen it. Sometimes I wonder if we should really intervene less and let ol’ Darwin really have his day. Let the herd thin itself a bit.

I’m pretty sure that’s trying to happen but we keep getting in the way. Look at Detroit. It started in the 60’s during the riots. The Darwinian zeroes set fire to THEIR OWN shit just so the fire department would come. Then they’d shoot at the firefighters (No shit…really, check your history, talk to the people who were there). As a result, their shit burned down a-la 12th street. Despite the growing number of assholes, the city is starting to make a comeback now (kind of). If you’ve never been there you need to understand, there’s the suburbs, then shit, crime and poverty, and then a lot of nicely renovated stuff downtown. It’s fine as long as your car doesn’t break down between here and there. Then you become fodder for the animals of the city. Don’t misunderstand me. I certainly am not saying that the good people of the city who are trying to stay and make a go of it, or have to stay and make a go of it, are the problem. It’s the dirtbags, junkies and assholes. My dad has a pretty good view of the world. He told me it’s got nothing to do with the fact that someone may be white, black, Mexican…it’s got everything to do with the fact that there are assholes and non-assholes…color doesn’t matter. The assholes are always the problem. There are just more in some places than others.

Some nights, they all seem to go to the hospital.

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Amazing….

So, yet another day down the tubes.  Went to the “Harvest Festival” at my son’s elementary school.  You buy some tickets, the kids play some games, you can get some food.  No biggie.  They run out of pizza about a half-hour before the thing ends.  Masses of grown-ass adults are pushing and shoving to try to get the last slices with their two, silly little tickets.  They way they were yelling and shoving you’d have thought that they were scavenging for their last scraps like a group of survivors from “The Road”.  The little kids were easily more well behaved than their parents.  Take a lesson you turds!

Of course, I’m not too surprised after having been to the last PTO meeting.  What a cackling, petty, bunch of bored housewives.  A few suggestions:  1) Ladies, find a hobby.  It’s great that you want to be involved in your kids school-life, HOWEVER, this is NOT the whole world in here (the PTO). So ease up!  If you have that much energy to bitch and squabble over the cost of the “Fun Fair” tickets, maybe you need to write a letter to congress or something.  Channel that energy to something important and you could solve world hunger! 2) I’m not metrosexual or a fashionista by any stretch…poor doesn’t have to be dirty.  I understand some people, hell, most people are having $$ problems.  I understand you’ve got 6-7 kids (I don’t really, but for the sake of argument…).  Take that 1980’s pink and white nylon wind breaker that’s turning gray under the arms and the ends of the sleeves, and throw that fucker in the washer along with the white pleather running shoes (which coincidentally, I guarantee have never seen a pace greater than 3 steps a minute) and see if you can get a couple of the stains out.  Oh, and while you’re waiting for the washer to stop, try not to squeeze out any more dependents.  Thanks.  3) You, Blondie, are a living dichotomy, a walking contradiction.  Do NOT sit there in that way-too-long meeting and complain that you have to spend $10 bucks to get your two addled kids into some school shin-dig…not if you’ve got your done up bleach blonde hair up under your Baby Phat hat, wearing an $80 Victoria Secrets sweater, and strangely some broke down ripped up K-mart jeans and Target shoes.  Make a decision, you are cheap or you are not!

This is just exactly what I imagines Desperate Housewives would be like in real life only without all the beautiful women and studly men.  I saw one good looking woman there.  She was dressed appropriately, CLEAN, and she’s hot.  Best part is, she came with me and goes home with me.  Other than that…WTF???

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